I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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