I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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