She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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