Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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