I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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