what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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