we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i would punch a child for taco bell
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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