His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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