How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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