If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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