Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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