He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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