There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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