your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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