you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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