i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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