But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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