where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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