there was a trapeze. enough said
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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