Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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