I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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