i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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