Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
where does the pee come out of this thing
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
