Duck Duck Cougar?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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