Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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