I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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