I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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