hell yes lets make some ravioli
there's paper in my vomit.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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