is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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