I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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