your thong is hanging out like whoa
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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