i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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