BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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