I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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