I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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