when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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