But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just threw up on my dentist
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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