Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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