they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
no, he came in my armpit
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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