Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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