when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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