you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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