Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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