you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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