Kareoke will never be a sober sport
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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