I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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