What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Randomize
