I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Welp...herpes.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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