can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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