Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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