I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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