From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
