...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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