it hurts more in the daytime
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
