is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize